{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
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{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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