{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}