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Sacramento, Wisconsin is a former village on the Fox River in Berlin Township of Green Lake County, Wisconsin. First platted in 1849 by a Mr. Hatch, who had returned from the California gold rush with memories of Sacramento, California, it was originally part of Waushara County, and was in fact the original county seat of that county upon its establishment. The county seat was moved to Wautoma in September 1854 after a referendum; and the portion of Waushara County south of the Fox which included Sacramento was ceded to Green Lake County sometime after the latter's 1858 creation. In 1860, it had a population of about 300.
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