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Johannes Schott was a book printer from Strasbourg. He printed a large number of books, including tracts from Martin Luther and other Reformers. He was a well-educated man, who had relationships with some of the leading humanists of his time. His press also was one of the first to be able to print chiaroscuro woodcuts.
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Comines is a commune of the Nord department in northern France.
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\"Downtown Boys\" is a song by Danish duo Infernal. It was released on April 14, 2008 as the lead single from the album Electric Cabaret.\nThe duo performed the new song on Boogie Prisen, a Danish award show on April 12, 2008. The song became available for download and was sent to radio stations on April 14. The song gained platinum certification in Denmark, based on digital downloads only, on July 9, 2008. It was Infernal's first single to reach #1 at the Danish Airplay Chart, and remained on top for four weeks. \"Downtown Boys\" was the ninth most played song on Danish radio stations in 2008.
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