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Ralph Edward \"Hap\" Myers was a Major League Baseball first baseman.
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{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
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{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
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